Another reason to love the Olympics…

7 08 2008

There names are Bia and Branca Feres, and not only are they models, but they are also accomplished synchronized at the national level and swam for the Brazilian Olympic team but they are not competeing on the Brazilian team this year.


Beatriz and Branca Feres are identical twins who were born on February 22, 1988 in Brazil. They are 20-years-old. Beatriz is called Bia for short. They are synchronized swimmers and represented Brazil in the 2007 Pan American games in synchronized swimming. They have been featured on the cover of VIP magazine, and a Paparazzo shoot. When they aren’t swimming, they are working as models. As you can see from their photos, they probably have a great future ahead in modeling.



Bored? Here’s random music videos!

11 07 2008

Watch these random videos, hopefully you will become unbored.

Hope i cured your boredness… briefly.


Bet You’d Don’t Know Jack Schitt?

3 07 2008

this is a funny little article someone showed me, so i thought I’d share it with you.


Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: “You don’t know Jack Schitt.”
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, You can correct them!